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Aug. 9th, 2002

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"


And a new icon too.

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sweatergurl
Aug. 9th, 2002 08:51 am (UTC)
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ahahahaha, that's funny. It took me a second. The yankee one yesterday was funny too. I'm a bit behind in replying to comments.
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sweatergurl
Aug. 9th, 2002 10:19 am (UTC)
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oh I feel so special now. I inspired you. ;)
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