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Jul. 5th, 2002

I think I find this more amusing than it actually is.

THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY - DEAD AT 71

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly.
He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Cap'n Crunch and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Comments

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juliannebabe
Jul. 5th, 2002 08:46 am (UTC)
I find it highly entertaining...what does that say about me??
sweatergurl
Jul. 5th, 2002 10:10 am (UTC)
ummmm? no comment. :)
juliannebabe
Jul. 5th, 2002 10:49 am (UTC)
Re:
that's what I thought....


*sigh*
sugarhigh9104
Jul. 5th, 2002 09:18 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHA!

That's excellent!
sweatergurl
Jul. 5th, 2002 09:20 am (UTC)
Re:
well, I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)
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