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Jul. 8th, 2002

Ok, it took me a few to get this one.

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
"Tiny" replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the bartender.
"Because he's my newt!"

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sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 07:52 am (UTC)
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That's what I did at first. Try saying it out loud. :)
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sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 07:58 am (UTC)
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I know! I sat there looking at it going, "Wha?" for the longest time. Then I said it out loud and I was like, "Oh my god. So bad."
juliannebabe
Jul. 8th, 2002 07:55 am (UTC)
*snort*

This one I get! Why I couldn't get the K9P one is beyond me, but this one I get!

*shrugs*
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 07:56 am (UTC)
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yeah, and I thought this one was harder to get. Especially just reading it. I had to say it out loud before I got it. :) heh
juliannebabe
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:00 am (UTC)
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I'm a geek though, and when I read stuff, I talk in my head, so I'm thinking that's why I got this one....

*sigh*

I shall never understand me.
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:04 am (UTC)
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Ok, what about this one. I'm still scratching my head on this one.

Q: What should you give an elf who wants to be taller?
A: Elf raising flour.
juliannebabe
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:07 am (UTC)
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I think it's supposed to sound like "self-rising flour"

???
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:08 am (UTC)
yeah, that one sucks. Not funny at all.
juliannebabe
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:10 am (UTC)
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no.

boo. didn't like that one.
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:13 am (UTC)
I'll have to redeem myself now. How about this.

A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated next to each other on a plane. The Southern Girl, being friendly and all, said "So, where ya'll from?"

The northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the south sat quietly for a moment and then said, "so where ya'll from, bitch? "
juliannebabe
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:14 am (UTC)
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*snort*

You've been redeemed. *waves wand*
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:18 am (UTC)
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you know, I think this is becoming an addiction. I'm actually searching for stupid joke websites. I might need an intervention.
juliannebabe
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:20 am (UTC)
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but I like them, so don't look to me for an intervention! ;)
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sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:17 am (UTC)
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eh, she's from the south. you're thinking too much. :)
blue_ant
Jul. 8th, 2002 07:57 am (UTC)
I had to read it twice. Then I, like, snorted at stuff. Hahaha. :)
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:02 am (UTC)
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I know! I had to read it out loud. Then I almost fell over laughing at the stupidness of it. :)
blue_ant
Jul. 8th, 2002 08:04 am (UTC)
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No kidding! But. Heh. Funny. Thanks for sharing :)
jemgirl
Jul. 8th, 2002 09:56 am (UTC)
LOL I had to read that 3 times before I got it. Then I laughed and shook my head. I got a joke for ya...

Two apples are in sitting in the oven. One turns to the other and says "man its hot in here" and the other one says "ahhhhh!!! a talking apple!"
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 10:45 am (UTC)
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*snerk* that's funny.
poofusgirl
Jul. 8th, 2002 03:18 pm (UTC)
I still don't get the joke Amanda. ::stares and trys to laugh::

I still love this one...

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

And the mushroom says "why not? I'm a fungi."

weeeee! get it? fungi = fun guy
Like it? Joey told it to me. ::nods:: yes he did. Well, ok maybe I heard it in an interview or something, but he's still the one who told me.
sweatergurl
Jul. 20th, 2002 11:30 am (UTC)
Ha. ok, this might seem a little late. but I never got this comment mailed to me. wierd. I just happened to be going back through my journal and just now saw it. I feel bad. I wasn't ignoring you. I swear. but yes, fun guy. I laugh everytime I hear it. :) Justin told me that joke. No, really. ok so I saw it on Making the Tour. but yes, the other joke:

"Because he's my newt!" Because he's minute Get it? Tiny...minute. hee!
poofusgirl
Jul. 20th, 2002 12:02 pm (UTC)
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lol Don't feel bad. I forgot about the joke. But now... I totally get it. haha!

Why are all the goofiest jokes always coming out of *NSYNC's mouths???

...just wondering. [and yes, when I typed "just" I ended up with "justin". argh! fu*king timberlake! lol
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