Amanda (sweatergurl) wrote,
Amanda
sweatergurl

Ok, it took me a few to get this one.

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
"Tiny" replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the bartender.
"Because he's my newt!"
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