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Rejected Children's Book Titles

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

7. Your Nightmares Are Real

8. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

9. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

10. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

11. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

12. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

13. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

14. All Cats Go to Hell

15. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

16. Some Kittens Can Fly

17. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

18. Grandpa Gets a Casket

19. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

20. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

Comments

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sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 12:18 pm (UTC)
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hee, the book JC lives by. :)
juliannebabe
Jul. 8th, 2002 12:16 pm (UTC)
*snort*

Those are hilarious!! :)
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 12:20 pm (UTC)
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My favorites:

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

6. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

10. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

12. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

17. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
juliannebabe
Jul. 8th, 2002 12:21 pm (UTC)
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Those are quite enjoyable!! :)
chigaboo
Jul. 8th, 2002 01:20 pm (UTC)
Okay. I was giggling my butt off throughout... but #17? Spewed my water, man. There *was* spewage. Too funny. [And jesus, there are days... *g*]
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 01:23 pm (UTC)
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yes, that one is my favorite. I wouldn't know from personal experience, but. yes. If I had been drinking anything when I first read them my computer might be dead right now.
jemgirl
Jul. 8th, 2002 01:43 pm (UTC)
ROFL! My favs are:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

7. Your Nightmares Are Real

12. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her (that one made me choke LOL)

17. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption (my mom actually said that to me a couple of times when I was little... pain is comedy)

19. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator (wasn't this an episode of Punky Brewster?)






sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 05:46 pm (UTC)
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man, they're all just so funny. I had a hard time picking out my faves.
incredulity
Jul. 8th, 2002 05:47 pm (UTC)
Those are hilarious!!

Also, tried to email you about the Weekend O' Squee, but my email came back undeliverable. Will post a seekrit message to you in my LJ. :)
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 06:01 pm (UTC)
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hrmm....wierd. I'll be sure to look for my seekrit message. :)
raevyndrael
Jul. 8th, 2002 06:13 pm (UTC)
4. Fun four-letter words to Know and Share

I started laughing so hard at that one that I banged my wrist on my desk and nearly ripped my fistula.

10. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

My brother could have written that book.
sweatergurl
Jul. 8th, 2002 06:30 pm (UTC)
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be careful! don't hurt yourself. :)
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