Amanda (sweatergurl) wrote,

Rejected Children's Book Titles

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

7. Your Nightmares Are Real

8. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

9. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

10. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

11. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

12. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

13. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

14. All Cats Go to Hell

15. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

16. Some Kittens Can Fly

17. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

18. Grandpa Gets a Casket

19. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

20. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
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