I was late to work today. Like, 2 1/2 hours late. I suck. Eh, so what else is new.

I can't wait for 5 o'clock to get here. I'm off to Tess' for the Weekend 'o Squee. It'll be my first "get together" with LJ people, though technically, I know a lot of them from the concerts.

And yesterday I got mail from between_names. Stickers and lip balm! Now I can have a Justin to leave at home, and one to keep in my purse. Because, mmmmm, vanilla. I wonder if Justin tastes like vanilla. I'm going with yes, just because I want to think that.

And I'll leave you with some more funny. Or at least mildly amusing.

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