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Ten Jewish Country-Western Songs

"I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"

"Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"

"I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "

"Stand by Your Mensch"

"Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes

"I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart

"The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"

"You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"

"You Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town"

"Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys"