Amanda (sweatergurl) wrote,
Amanda
sweatergurl

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Oh my god today is not the day to be reading a bunch of 15 page documents. I am falling asleep. Plus I feel like shit. Woke up with a sore throat that just will not go away. And I can feel the beginnings of a sinus infection. Feh. I just want to go home and sleep.

I am kind of disappointed that I have nothing else to say. This is not even remotely interesting. Here, have a stupid joke.


Once there was this man who was walking around and he said, "God, how much is one million years to you?"

God replied, "One minute."

The man asked, "God, how much is one million dollars to you?"

Then God said, "One penny."

"God, can I have one penny?"

"Just one minute." was God's reply.
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