Ok, yesterday the Sneak Prevue channel showed BBC America. I watched So Graham Norton with some chef I never heard of and Joan Rivers. Joan Rivers! I hate her! And tonight they've got the frickin' Soap Net and MTV Espanol. I could have had Orlando Bloom on So Graham Norton. But no. They had to show it last night with Joan fucking Rivers. The vilest woman on the planet! (I think I have issues. this might have something to do with the fact that I get no Orlando. But I still hate her.) And now I have some weird guy on my TV rapping in Spanish. I don't speak Spanish people. All I wanted was to get Orlando on tape! Farging bastages!