July 12th, 2002

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I was late to work today. Like, 2 1/2 hours late. I suck. Eh, so what else is new.

I can't wait for 5 o'clock to get here. I'm off to Tess' for the Weekend 'o Squee. It'll be my first "get together" with LJ people, though technically, I know a lot of them from the concerts.

And yesterday I got mail from between_names. Stickers and lip balm! Now I can have a Justin to leave at home, and one to keep in my purse. Because, mmmmm, vanilla. I wonder if Justin tastes like vanilla. I'm going with yes, just because I want to think that.

And I'll leave you with some more funny. Or at least mildly amusing.

REAL CLASSIFIED ADS FROM ACTUAL NEWSPAPERS

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Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
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here's another joke that JC would appreciate

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
me again

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Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

Now I'm off for the Weekend 'o Squee. Catch y'all on the flip side!
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