Amanda

Back from the weekend o' squee. And I made it all by myself with no problems. Much fun was had this weekend. JC's underwear was viewed. Along with a nice ol' teddy bear to the crotch. JC, that is, not me. He took it like a man and kept on dancing.

much puppy!porn was viewed (along with Much puppy!porn wherein sarahchica discovered Rick the temp and is now planning their wedding, I believe). Also, some BSB tapes were watched and I have renewed my love for Nicky. Sweet, twirly, over-emote-y Nicky. How I love him. And much to my horror, I have found a strange attraction for Kevin. Sometimes. This will have to be blamed on incredulity and sarahchica. They may have to pay for this.

Have gotten halfway through skip=280 on my friends list. Will attempt to get completely caught up at work tomorrow. Shouldn't be too much of a problem, I'm assuming. I attempted to clean and get laundry done early tonight so I could go to bed, but that didn't happen. Now I must finish up my laundry so I can sleep.

putcha gum on ya nose.

*giggles uncontrollably*

I just have to say that seeing baby!Lance twirling and over-emoting like Nicky is the cutest thing ever. e.ver.

lest you think I had forgotten about the stupid jokes.

Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.

And this one's for sarahchica

Ten Jewish Country-Western Songs

"I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"

"Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"

"I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "

"Stand by Your Mensch"

"Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes

"I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart

"The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"

"You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"

"You Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town"

"Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys"