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Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah

I find this highly amusing.

Therefore, all that is left to do is generate Wu Tang Clan names for all the members of NSync.

JC as JC is "Sweaty Butcher." This is kind of funny, but not nearly as funny as discovering that *Joshua* Chasez is.... "Inscrutable Drama Queen."

Joey Fatone is "Optimistic Lyricist"

Justin Timberlake is "Spunky Misunderstood Genius". Oddly, Britney Spears has the same name. Those kids!

Lance Bass is "Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah" (as James he's "Tha Lonely Donkey Kong")

Chris Kirkpatrick is "Curly-Haired Slacker" (isn't that someone else in the band?). As Christopher he's "Monolithic Fishmonger-X"

Johnny Wright is "Flippant She-Creature"

and, the big finish:

Lou Pearlman is "Violent Toilet Thing."

Well, it's hard to argue with that one.

(from myalexandria)

I think that is how I will refer to Lance from now on.

I've moved on to Billboard's Tops Hits from 1981. I know you were wondering.


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Jun. 10th, 2002 11:52 am (UTC)
its a protected entry. What did they call him?
Jun. 10th, 2002 11:56 am (UTC)
sorry, didn't reaize that. :) It was "Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah"
Jun. 10th, 2002 12:03 pm (UTC)
I pasted the rest into my journal if you want to see them. :)
Jun. 10th, 2002 05:32 pm (UTC)
What a way to make a livin...
Love your current music, just had to say that!
Jun. 10th, 2002 05:58 pm (UTC)
Re: What a way to make a livin...
hee, that's my favorite song from that CD :)
Jun. 10th, 2002 06:02 pm (UTC)
Re: What a way to make a livin...
Are you perchance an Aaron Carter listener? One of the songs off his last album uses the beginning, I think. Might be "Not Too Young, Not Too Old".
Jun. 10th, 2002 06:20 pm (UTC)
Re: What a way to make a livin...
HA! I just bought that CD, like, 3 or 4 days ago. :) I'll have to go listen to it again.
Jun. 10th, 2002 08:36 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahahaa....Violent Toilet Thing. That's entirely too perfect. I like Bastard HarbourMastah. Can we just change Lance's name to that?

Also, I have the same icon...only a slightly different picture of him on the rope. I think I like yours better though.
Jun. 10th, 2002 10:19 pm (UTC)
hehe, Yes, that is what I will call him from now on. Maybe it will catch on :)

that's a picture I took at the Auburn Hills concert. It's up here. I don't remember the exact file name off the top of my head.
Jun. 10th, 2002 10:28 pm (UTC)
oooo....so many nice pictures. The one I used had Lance's legs spread apart. Hee. I'm 12. That makes me giggle.

Jun. 11th, 2002 05:16 am (UTC)
if you like those, I have more here and here.

And I'm 12 too because when I found this picture it made me giggle. :)
Jun. 12th, 2002 08:52 pm (UTC)
Oh heee!!! His little legs! That picture shouldn't really be all that hot, but it so is.
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